Should You Have Skipped Christmas?

You Know You Should Have Skipped Christmas and Gone to Barbados Instead When

• Your sister regifted you with a FunYun-scented candle.
  
• None of the parties you went to served those mini sausages. All they had was sour Kool-Aid masquerading as punch and generic brand cream-filled vanilla cookies.
• Instead of a White Christmas, you had a Wet Christmas. Because it wouldn't stop raining.
• You got a Christmas card from your brother, but only because he was in prison and didn't have anything else to do. Also, he asked for money to buy Cheetos.
• Santa Claus didn't visit your house. It was too far out of the way, so he sent his cousin Larry the Leprechaun. Larry sold your gifts to add to his pot of gold, but still came to eat the cookies and milk.
  
• Your kids got carried away with the Christmas decorations and spray-painted a wreath on the front of your car.
• You went to a department store after Christmas to buy discounted Christmas items, but all that was left were Dora the Explorer ornaments and fruitcake.

There, now doesn't your Christmas seem a lot better now?

Always happy to help!

Guess it will be back to work tomorrow; back to the grind and ho-hum. It's all well and good. I was starting to get bored without my chilluns anyway. :)